R/C Bullshit Button
You hear it everyday. In offices around the world, on worksites around the globe, at home, on the sports field, in the bedroom - wherever there are two humans trying to impress, out-talk, out-brag and out-exaggerate each other - you'll be able to detect the distinct aroma of "bullshit" and the Remote Control Bullshit Button will finally allow you to do something about it.
Not quite brazen enough to confront the perpetrator of said "bullshit", in the past you've had to resort to childishly coughing or sneezing the word "bullshit" under your breath. Highly entertaining for those that catch it of course, however the Remote Control Bullshit Button will allow you to call the perpetrator to task for the unmitigated drivel that is escaping their lips, without you ever having to open yours.
Just place your "detector" (speaker) inconspicuously - and using your remote control, you can activate it from the anonymity of your pocket! It blurts out 9 different phrases that let the speaker know that no one is buying their crap.
Place by the water cooler and activate as your workmate tries to chat up the new girl!
Place it under the desk at a staff meeting - anyone who starts to talk about "synergies" and "stakeholder partnering" will soon get the message they need to 'keep it real' or else.
Hide it in the locker room at football training. Place it on the bar at your favourite drinking hole. Wherever more than one person gathers, you're sure to be able to find a use for the Remote Control Bullshit Button - and that's no crap!
Product dimensions (speaker): 10.5(H) x 6(W) x 3(D) cm / 4.1(H) x 2.4(W) x 1.2(D) inches. Product dimensions (remote): 5.5(H) x 4(W) x 1.5(D) cm / 2.2(H) x 1.6(W) x 0.6(D) inches.
The R/C Bullshit Button set includes 1 x speaker unit (requires 4 x AAA batteries, not included) and 1 x remote control (batteries included).
The speaker plays one of 9 pre-recorded phrases when activated by the remote control (range up to 30 metres). The speaker also features an adjustable volume (frome soft to LOUD) as well as belt clip.
GST Note: GST is included in the price of this item. GST is included in the freight.